Preston has been one busy hunk of a man. He was blown away by Ella’s song. In response he’s created an interesting ballad.
The Tale of My Hot Teacher Lover – A Ballad
by Preston Craig – A Perfect Moment
It began on a moist summer’s morning:
I was the most funny firefighter around,
She was the hottest teacher.
She was my lover,
My hot lover,
A hot teacher.
We used to surf so well together, Back then.
We wanted to strip together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one morning, one moist morning,
We decided to strip too much.
Together we licked a love doll.
It was bright, so bright.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so crazy.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She slapped a gnome.
Alas, a gnome!
My lover slapped a gnome.
It was hot, so hot.
The next day I thought my butt had broken,
I thought my lips had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that morning,
That moist summer’s morning.
My lips… ouch!
When I think of that hot teacher,
That hot teacher and me.