Ella’s bff, Jo, is one of my favourite characters. She’s who I would love to be. She sassy, takes no shit and will easily tell you how it’s going to be. The second book in my Perfect Series is called A Perfect Love. Sounds gushy, right! Well, with a character like Jo, not quite sure gushy would describe her ‘perfect’ love.
Preston has been one busy hunk of a man. He was blown away by Ella’s song. In response he’s created an interesting ballad.
The Tale of My Hot Teacher Lover – A Ballad
by Preston Craig – A Perfect Moment
It began on a moist summer’s morning:
I was the most funny firefighter around,
She was the hottest teacher.
She was my lover,
My hot lover,
A hot teacher.
We used to surf so well together, Back then.
We wanted to strip together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one morning, one moist morning,
We decided to strip too much.
Together we licked a love doll.
It was bright, so bright.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so crazy.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She slapped a gnome.
Alas, a gnome!
My lover slapped a gnome.
It was hot, so hot.
The next day I thought my butt had broken,
I thought my lips had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that morning,
That moist summer’s morning.
My lips… ouch!
When I think of that hot teacher,
That hot teacher and me.
So, my girl Ella, my main character in A Perfect Moment, has been busy being creative this morning. She’s written a song for her sexy Preston… Check it out!
Our Sexy Carrot Love
– A Love Song For Preston
This one’s for you, Mr Craig!
My love for you is like the most sexy carrot,
Your face reminds me of funny dolphin,
Together, we are like pizza and sweet chilli.
Oh, darling Preston,
My sexy carrot,
My funny bean,
The perfect companion to my pizza soul.
Knickers are red,
Eyes are blue,
I like surfing,
But not as much as I love humping with you!
Oh, darling Preston,
Your eyes are like tasty treats on a summer day,
You’re like the most yummy firefighter to ever walk the coast.
Your funny face,
Your sweet chilli soul,
Your sexy eyes,
Your yummy firefighter being…
How could I look at another when our sexy carrot love is so strong?
I love you, Mr Craig!
“Erm…I don’t know maybe for kissing me and tasting so damn delicious, maybe for holding my hand in public, maybe for looking far too hot in that sexy snug tee when you should just be looking like Jo’s little brother. The words were on the tip of my tongue, but I chose the much more sophisticated reaction of scowling, hard. I would have kicked him again, but I was convinced he’d moved his legs out of the way. Coward.” ~ Ella, A Perfect Moment